It is Moondai, and so it is time for our regularly scheduled mischiefery with a mashery of Ogden Nashery (illustrated)! Or perhaps we should say a quotery of Ogden Notery? The hour grows late and I grow sleepy, so this may be short. But this post is an Open Thread, so please feel free to discuss any topics of your choice in the Comments, and add more pomes if you like, also too! Since I am sleepy, our topic tonight is sleep. I hope I won’t make you all too sleepy by rhyming about it!
Abracadabra
Abracadabra, thus we learn,
The more you create, the less you earn.
The less you earn, the more you're given,
The less you lead, the more you're driven,
The more destroyed, the more they feed,

The more you pay, the more they need
The more you earn, the less you keep,
And now I lay me down to sleep.
I pray the Lord my soul should take
If the tax collector hasn't got it before I wake.
