With thanks and apologies to John Oliver (https://www.youtube.com/...) for the title inspiration and subject matter, respectively.
Remember long, long ago, when men didn't have to "smell pretty"? Like last year? Well guys, I have to share something with you. The women in your life are too polite to say anything. So I'll be blunt. I trust that your egos aren't as fragile as people sometimes think. Please, pay attention and deal with it. I am about to make you a better person. Better smelling, anyway.
More after the orange cloud of olfactory offense.