What Has Happened To Geraldo Rivera's Brain? With Poll!

Geraldo Rivera once, long ago in about 1972, was a decent investigative reporter.

Now Faux seems to be zapping his brain so that he can no longer speak intelligently.  He was recently a guest on HuffPost Live, a 24-hour streaming channel which, frankly, must be hard up for interviewees.  I have transcribed this interview verbatim here, and it's available on YouTube if you would like to watch it (you probably wouldn't).

Host:  You talk about liberals and conservatives as if they were sort of equally ideologically in self-contained camps.  Do you fit into either one of those?

GR:  No.  I am a militant moderate.

Bwah-hah-hah-hah!  Geraldo is so conservative it hurts.  Literally.  Such as when he claimed Trayvon was responsible for his own death because of "thugwear" or Michael Brown looked "menacing".  Both of these claims potentially polluted the jury pools, since he made them before the beginning of the trial or grand jury presentation, respectively.

But back to the HuffPost interview:

I borrow from both.  For instance, I am, as I've mentioned, uh, immigration reform, gay marriage, and abortion are all things that, that's why I voted for Barack Obama three times.

Geraldo is a Republican who lives in New Jersey.  How did he vote for Barack Obama three times?  OMG, Barack Obama has secretly been President for three terms! Way to let the cat out of the bag, Geraldo.  It was supposed to be our secret; no one was supposed to know.  We won't be whispering in your ear about Democratic coups any more, Geraldo.  You're dead to us.

On the other hand, I, and uh, and I hate Benghazi, that Benghazi has become pornographic, I think, the way they flog the Benghazi nonscandal, I think it's really very unfortunate on the right-hand side.

True for once, but I'm sure it's only so he can achieve a standard of "fair and balanced" as taught to him by Faux.

Please follow me below the orange cloud of tangled brain cells for the worst of the Rivera rant.